Man Walks into a Bar

Stephen Arnott

Language: English

Publisher: Ulysses Press

Description:

A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject!
  • Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!
  • A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
  • Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!
  • What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
  • The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.
    Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.